You think YOU’RE mad?
Hmph. You have no idea. NO IDEA what “mad” is! You’re not the one who’s been grounded from the internet for the eternity that’s passed since I was last here. Oh no.
Why was I grounded, you ask? It’s so stupid. You’re just going to laugh or maybe get mad at my humans, but I’ll tell you. Your reaction is up to you and has no bearing on me and my already-established angryhood.
I was grounded because the female human said I wasn’t allowed to sleep on her head anymore because it made her wake up with, whatever, “sinus headaches.” She said I wasn’t allowed to use the iMac or the laptop until I stopped sleeping on her head.
I know! Obviously I’m Max, and I’m allowed to sleep anywhere I want. But I’m the bigger cat here, and I relented. I have slept on her head all this time just to prove my point, but I just really missed the internet, so I decided I can sleep on her stomach for a while instead. I told her I wouldn’t sleep on her head anymore… she said nothing about the rest of her. Meh! Meh meh!
Remember my box? I was just thinking about how much fun a good box is.
I loved this box. Man, what a great box.
Max Baby! Gramma is sooo happy that your unfair grounding has been terminated! I, WE, have all missed you! Now stay off your mamma’s (female human’s) head! I wouldn’t mind having you sleep on MY head! Maybe you can come to visit?!
XOXOXOX